SpongeJames SquareMadison

November 30th, 2001 § Two comments

I tried asking Jeeves “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” The first link it returns is to a copy of the Declaration of Independence.

Ohhhhhh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
FOUNDING FATHERS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
FOUNDING FATHERS!

Update: Perhaps I should have explained that a bit. See, there’s this cartoon on Nickelodeon called SpongeBob SquarePants, and the italicized text above is from the show’s theme song. I know about the show because many of my coworkers have children.

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