Your nomination for secretary of the posterior has been confirmed

September 17th, 2003 § One comment

Only-in-Washington pickup lines. Finally, someone has combined my love of political geekery with my weakness for terrible pickup lines. Here’s an example: “In full compliance with federal information statutes, I am required to disclose that I’ve fallen FOIA.” Get it? “Fallen FOIA?”

Clearly I need to get out more.

One comment

  • Dumptruck says:

    One of my friends sent one in for the contest but it didn’t get picked. I liked it, though: “If we don’t sleep together tonight, there terrorists will have won.”

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