Only-in-Washington pickup lines. Finally, someone has combined my love of political geekery with my weakness for terrible pickup lines. Here’s an example: “In full compliance with federal information statutes, I am required to disclose that I’ve fallen FOIA.” Get it? “Fallen FOIA?”
Clearly I need to get out more.
- I’ve got bags of amchoor powder, I’ve got sumac, who could ask for anything more? My last final for the semester was on Friday, and...
- You’re better than ice cream Too many posts about politics make the baby Jesus cry....
- Missing the connection I swear to God, if I see another Berkeleyan driving...
One of my friends sent one in for the contest but it didn’t get picked. I liked it, though: “If we don’t sleep together tonight, there terrorists will have won.”