Dinner plan: Caramelized onion pizza with blue cheese and walnuts. Dinner reality: Yeast that doesn’t work, dough that won’t rise, and pita with hummus as a rather poor replacement. Damn you, Red Star! Damn you and your crummy yeast!
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ahem. Unless you’re a girl (or a guy with really unusual hygiene), you really don’t know the extent of defeat one can experience at the hands of a single-celled fungus. Okay, sorry, that was gross.
I’ll concede that point, both because you’re right and because I don’t want to think about it. Yuck.