I’m working on an epic rock album and film about a troubled city planner’s descent into madness. It’s called The Mall. Here are the lyrics for two of the songs, titled “The Happiest Allees of our Lives” and “Another Brick in the Mall, Part II”:
When we got into planning school
There were some professors
Who would change a streetscape any way they couldBy putting London planes and benches in the right of way
No matter what the well-intentioned traffic engineers
Had to sayBut in the studio, we knew when they got home at night
They led sad suburban lives
At strip malls in the SUVs they driveWe don’t need no Lewis Mumford
We don’t need no William Whyte
No traffic calming for the locals
Robert Moses had it right
Yeah! Robert Moses had it rightAll in all, it’s just another brick in the mall
All in all, you’re just another brick in the mall
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