Shakier than cafeteria Jell-O

December 2nd, 2001 § Comments off § permalink

I’ve got something new planned for this site. The first installment may come this week, depending on how busy I get with work and how well the writing process goes.

Don’t worry–I’ll still be posting links to random, interesting stuff that I come across. For example, did you know that one of America’s best-known news anchors has admitted to using heroin and LSD, been abducted by a cabbie, and tangled with an impressive array of roughnecks and crazies? That would be Dan Rather, as you probably guessed if you saw his bizarre rambling on election night last year.

SpongeJames SquareMadison

November 30th, 2001 § Two comments § permalink

I tried asking Jeeves “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?” The first link it returns is to a copy of the Declaration of Independence.

Ohhhhhh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
FOUNDING FATHERS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
FOUNDING FATHERS!

Update: Perhaps I should have explained that a bit. See, there’s this cartoon on Nickelodeon called SpongeBob SquarePants, and the italicized text above is from the show’s theme song. I know about the show because many of my coworkers have children.

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