N-Judah
(to the tune of “Julia,” by the Beatles)
This is why my schedule is a mess
It’s because I take the goddamn Judah
Judah, tall and grey
Trains that move slowly
So the wait goes on and on, N-Judah
Judah, two-car train
Comes in 20 minutes
Next one comes in 21, N-Judah
And when you show, you’re overflowing
Owing
To delays
Judah, transit hell
Traffic in the tunnel
Keeps me waiting on and on, N-Judah
When my errand cannot wait
I have learned I must avoid Judah
Judah, Judah
Trains backed up always
So the wait goes on and on, N-Judah
Judah
Judah